stay away #4

stay away from talking like a pirate today. please. PLEASE. its more than i can take, for something that was a little funny at first to be latched onto like this, and continued for so long past its welcome. stop talking like a fucking pirate on september 19th. i implore you.

why would you want to join a bunch of hollow, brain-dead college coeds and bored high-schoolers, in celebrating a holiday invented in 1995 (and here comes the important part)by THESE guys:





come on now. im pretty sure i have no interest in anything those guys invented. and i have no interest in you throwing 'ARRR ME BUCKO' into your conversation.

of particular note, the 'talk like a pirate day' wikipedia entry includes a link, in the 'see also' section, to wikipedia's entry for homosexuality. proving that wikipedia is sometimes almost more than correct.